Messages From The Heartland

[David In Indy]

well we HAD an opening for a cleaning person but someone already hired one....

Oh now that was incredibly mean....

...... and uncalled for.

I only get down on my hands and knees for one thing, and sure isn't to clean some toilets.

[injest]

Oh now that was incredibly mean....

...... and uncalled for.

I only get down on my hands and knees for one thing, and sure isn't to clean some toilets.

*gasp*

Are you implying that we would have USE of a toilet...those of us who have attained the high reachs of human evolution no longer require such!! all we need is someone to dust...and we have the CUTEST maid...

you know you are welcome in the 5000 + club...the founder already invited you in!!

Me

[injest]

Oh now that was incredibly mean....

...... and uncalled for.

I only get down on my hands and knees for one thing, and sure isn't to clean some toilets.

looking under the bed???

planting flowers??

crawling thru a tunnel??

what?? 

[injest]

Oh now that was incredibly mean....

...... and uncalled for.

I only get down on my hands and knees for one thing, and sure isn't to clean some toilets.

hey are you really mad?? cause I will delete it and all references to it if you are...and apoligize profusely while I do it!!

didn't mean to take it too far..

[David In Indy]

*gasp*

Are you implying that we would have USE of a toilet...those of us who have attained the high reachs of human evolution no longer require such!! all we need is someone to dust...and we have the CUTEST maid...

you know you are welcome in the 5000 + club...the founder already invited you in!!

Me

Yeah Jess, but you told me I had to sit in the corner.

I wasn't exactly flattered.

Don't worry. Miss Thang is going to start her own club. She's not sure what she'll call it yet. I do have a couple of ideas.

And I CERTAINLY won't make you sit in the corner.  

[David In Indy]

hey are you really mad?? cause I will delete it and all references to it if you are...and apoligize profusely while I do it!!

didn't mean to take it too far..

Of course not! I don't EVER get mad. I get "miffed" sometimes, but I never get mad. (I don't like the way it makes my face look).

I'm just having fun with you Jess! 

[injest]

Yeah Jess, but you told me I had to sit in the corner.

I wasn't exactly flattered.

Don't worry. Miss Thang is going to start her own club. She's not sure what she'll call it yet. I do have a couple of ideas.

And I CERTAINLY won't make you sit in the corner.  

I didn't say the corner!! I just said you couldn't sit in my new leather chair! then when I cam back that night ROLAND had put his behinny in it...so I should let YOU sit in it instead!

[David In Indy]

I didn't say the corner!! I just said you couldn't sit in my new leather chair! then when I cam back that night ROLAND had put his behinny in it...so I should let YOU sit in it instead!

Did he leave a booty indent in it? I don't want to take Roland's chair!

Well, I guess Roland and I could share the chair.

Okay. I'm going to stop. This could get dirty.

And he's a Sheriff too. 

[injest]

Did he leave a booty indent in it? I don't want to take Roland's chair!

Well, I guess Roland and I could share the chair.

Okay. I'm going to stop. This could get dirty.

And he's a Sheriff too. 

that's how I found out it was Roland! I used the super duper butt print identifier (available only to 5000 + post club members)!!

You withdrawing the offer to share the chair with Roland?? 

poor sheriff!

[David In Indy]

that's how I found out it was Roland! I used the super duper butt print identifier (available only to 5000 + post club members)!!

You withdrawing the offer to share the chair with Roland?? 

poor sheriff!

Yeah. Sheriffs scare me. They carry handcuffs and big guns.

The handcuffs could be fun though.

So could the gun if it's the right "caliber". <blush>