Well done, David. I can tell that the good nuns taught you well LOL . Not sure what they'd think of the re-make , but if they were anything like the nuns I've known in the past , some of them (if you know the ones I mean LOL ) would probably approve!!!
The year was 1969. The place was Saint Matthew's Catholic School, Indianapolis Indiana.
Sister Marie Michael. She was my first grade teacher. She was an old nun who would rock back and forth in place as she stood in front of the class. She was mean (but of course nearly all of those nuns were mean). She had black pointy "witches shoes" and she used to kick me in my ankles with them. OUCH!!!
I received a few swift "rappings" across my knuckles with her pointer a few times too, along with having my mouth sealed shut with masking tape if she felt I was talking too much.
I ate my homework a few times too. Yeah, ATE IT... literally.
She had a paddle with holes in it. She would paddle us with it in front of the entire class. That
REALLY hurt!
Oh yeah, I remember those nuns Kerry!
Sister Theresa Claire was really mean too!