If I didn't know better, I'd think you all were trying to turn my blog into some kind of half ass porn site! ....
And what, may I ask, have you got against "half ass porn sites," David?
LOL
Why, at Jess' prompting (I would NEVER have done it on my own accord), I have created my very own porn thread, right here at BetterMost (Kerry looks all sheepish and innocent).
It's called, "Hot-Buttered BetterMost Buns." Classy title, don't you think?! (well, maybe "classy" isn't the appropriate word - maybe "classy" without the "cl"
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I was half-asleep last night when I opened the thread, and dozing-off at the keyboard as I made the first (I thought to be very subtle, tasteful) posts.
No-one was more surprised than me when I received a plaintiff pm from Sheriff Roland this morning, advising me that there were some "dick heads peekin" (his words! tee-hee!) in the pics I posted last night! Shock! Horror!
I responded that I was at work and wasn't in a position to display the images on my work computer (I can't afford to loose any more scalp, folks!!!), in order to delete them. So the Sheriff kindly offered to delete them for me.
The crisis was averted! No-body died (except maybe, my reputation!)
(Pst, Jess, I promise I won't tell anyone about your buns fetish! Hee-hee, hee-hee! I hope you enjoy my new thread. Mum's the word!
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