Messages From The Heartland

[Kerry]

Kerry! That lightening looks scary! We get storms like that here in Indiana too; especially in the Spring and Summer.

Did you all have a flood too? It looks like trees in the water! Or is that something reflecting off the water?

Great pic Kerry! Thanks for posting it. 

We did get rain with the storm, David, but not the water you see in the pic I posted. The water in that photo is part of Sydney Harbour lol.   

[David In Indy]

You all may have seen this before; I have too, but I still think it's funny as hell....




Are you tired of those "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

None of that Sissy Crap

Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard, or bitch, who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.... until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath - I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".



Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And always remember.....when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.



SEND THIS TO ALL 5 of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 2.

[injest]

 

[David In Indy]

Here's another one....


GRANDPA ON THE PORCH

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said "Well.... last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea"

[mvansand76]

David! Where's that cute picture of you in your avatar! 

[David In Indy]

David! Where's that cute picture of you in your avatar! 

I took it down. People thought I was smoking in it! It wasn't the best choice for a picture I guess.

I'll find another one. In the meantime, enjoy Oreo the cat's big comeback! 

[injest]

David! Where's that cute picture of you in your avatar! 

uh speaking of avatars??!!

 

[David In Indy]

uh speaking of avatars??!!

 

Huh? 

Who? Me? Or Melissa?

Who you talking to Jess? 

  

[David In Indy]

I supposed to be reading some fanfic right now, and you're distracting me Jess!

  

  

If you are talking about Melissa's avatar, it is a picture of Paul Whitehouse. He played a character named Rowley Birkin QC, in the British series "The Fast Show".

And NO, I'm not that smart. Alex told me about it!

Sorry Melissa, I should have let you answer this, but Jess sounded "anxious". 

  

[injest]

oh good!! I was afraid Melissa had had a really ROUGH week....

JUST KIDDING!!