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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3110 on: November 11, 2008, 08:07:58 am »
Quote from: DavidinIndy on November 11, 2008, 03:27:09 am
NO!! I can't do that because my neighbor facing the back side of my house will see me! She doesn't like me.

She thinks there is something WRONG with me! :laugh:

>:(

She might be right! Especially if I go outside and dance with a RAKE! ;) ;D

I will do those yoga rake exercises INSIDE the house and then rush out before the effect wears off! :laugh:



oh own it! Just get out front and give the neighbors a show....they need something to talk about now that the election is over!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3111 on: November 11, 2008, 05:31:14 pm »
*imagines David dancing with a rake*
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3112 on: November 11, 2008, 08:48:14 pm »
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3113 on: November 11, 2008, 08:57:31 pm »
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3114 on: November 12, 2008, 01:31:21 pm »
 :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3115 on: November 13, 2008, 05:35:33 am »
Well HELL!  >:(

It seems tonight was the night my dog picked to go outside, run rampant through the neighborhood and terrorize people by knocking over their trash barrels. Whew! I just got back in from chasing him. I let him out to pee and he took off on me! He seems to do this once or twice every month. How fun is it to be picking through and scooping up other folks nasty garbage at 4 in the morning in 35 F degree weather?! IN A BATH ROBE! >:(

And it's drizzling outside too! :P

Damn dog.
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3116 on: November 13, 2008, 08:09:12 am »
L.E.A.S.H.  ;D 8)
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3117 on: November 13, 2008, 08:11:22 am »
Quote from: DavidinIndy on November 13, 2008, 05:35:33 am
Well HELL!  >:(

It seems tonight was the night my dog picked to go outside, run rampant through the neighborhood and terrorize people by knocking over their trash barrels. Whew! I just got back in from chasing him. I let him out to pee and he took off on me! He seems to do this once or twice every month. How fun is it to be picking through and scooping up other folks nasty garbage at 4 in the morning in 35 F degree weather?! IN A BATH ROBE! >:(

And it's drizzling outside too! :P

Damn dog.

YIKES!! That sounds like no fun.

Two of my dogs escape the fence every now and then. When I have to go pick up people's garbage, I put on a pair of those latex gloves. It really is no fun.
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3118 on: November 13, 2008, 09:36:03 am »
but good for BOTH of you that you DID go pick up the garbage! Ya'll are good responsible pet owners!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3119 on: November 13, 2008, 09:44:05 am »
Quote from: DavidinIndy on November 13, 2008, 05:35:33 am
Well HELL!  >:(

It seems tonight was the night my dog picked to go outside, run rampant through the neighborhood and terrorize people by knocking over their trash barrels. Whew! I just got back in from chasing him. I let him out to pee and he took off on me! He seems to do this once or twice every month. How fun is it to be picking through and scooping up other folks nasty garbage at 4 in the morning in 35 F degree weather?! IN A BATH ROBE! >:(

And it's drizzling outside too! :P

Damn dog.


Well that sounded like fun!   NOT!   >:(

I would've been sooooo pissed!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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