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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3200 on: November 27, 2008, 08:54:12 pm »
Quote from: Kelda on November 26, 2008, 02:24:19 pm
welll the thing is he has been nutered - but he still managed to spray!!!

I had a cat that was neutered as an adult...he didn't spray anymore but dang he could get 'busy' with his teddy bear.....every time we had guests over, we would hear "OOOOOWWWAAAOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW" and here he would come dragging his teddy bear out into the middle of the room to put on the floor show for the evening...

talk about EMBARRASSING...he would have that 'stoned' look ...and he would be 'kneading' on that poor teddy with his back legs, holding onto its head with his teeth, just moaning... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3201 on: November 27, 2008, 09:02:55 pm »
Quote from: injest on November 27, 2008, 08:54:12 pm
talk about EMBARRASSING...he would have that 'stoned' look ...and he would be 'kneading' on that poor teddy with his back legs, holding onto its head with his teeth, just moaning... ::) ::) ::)



[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6MhR1S1SlY[/youtube]


Oh boy!  That tickles!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3202 on: November 28, 2008, 01:33:46 am »
Eww yuck! They are rubbing their gland? That's really sick sounding. :P

I've only seen my cat do it not more than a dozen times in his lifetime. When I see him do it, I shoo him away and then I wipe down the area with disinfectant. I didn't want "cat ass" on my furniture. But now that I know it's a GLAND... well, I'm not sure, but I think that grosses me out even more! :laugh:

Eww. I think it's the word "gland" that does it for me. Maybe his gland was removed during the neutering? Do you think? Maybe he doesn't even have one now (he just THINKS he does) because he cannot spray anymore. Something responsible for the spraying process has been removed.

Try as he might, he just can't do it! :laugh:

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3203 on: November 28, 2008, 01:59:54 am »
A royal Fail...



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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3204 on: November 28, 2008, 02:03:58 am »
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3205 on: November 28, 2008, 02:11:46 am »
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3206 on: November 28, 2008, 02:15:49 am »
Sometimes people make me want to scratch my head and say "huh??" ???

I look at them, I see the things they do and I wonder.......


Well, I just wonder. :-\

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3207 on: November 28, 2008, 05:31:56 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 27, 2008, 09:02:55 pm


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6MhR1S1SlY[/youtube]


Oh boy!  That tickles!
:laugh: :laugh:

Is it sad that I personally have both those toys!?!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3208 on: November 28, 2008, 10:49:47 am »
Quote from: Kelda on November 28, 2008, 05:31:56 am
:laugh: :laugh:

Is it sad that I personally have both those toys!?!


It's not sad that you have them.

However........

If, after watching the video, you made your own pair do that, then that's sad.


 ;D :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3209 on: November 28, 2008, 12:55:11 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 28, 2008, 10:49:47 am

It's not sad that you have them.

However........

If, after watching the video, you made your own pair do that, then that's sad.


 ;D :laugh:

 :laugh:
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