God, I feel like I just found the perfect candidate for the next "Clean House". Do you know what I'm talking about? It's the show where they go into some funk filthy, nasty ass house, clean it up and then remodel it. I'm not planning on doing any remodeling, but I do plan taking my gay ass on over there tomorrow with my cleaning supplies and scrubbing that filthy place down.
I took my nephew back home today, and I made the treacherous mistake of walking inside his house. There was dirty clothes laying on the floor in every room, funky nasty dirty dishes in the kitchen sink and on the counter AND the floor, stinking rotting trash and garbage scattered in every room, mouse shit over by the walls, roaches running everywhere and the entire house stinks of rotten fruit. I just about puked from the stink. Fruit flies was buzzing and I swear that dog of his has fleas. I couldn't believe all that squalor I was looking at.
SHIZZLE!!
So, I'm spending the day tomorrow cleaning that funk ass nasty house from top to bottom. Not all straight guys are this filthy dirty are they?
I just can't believe this.....
So, wish me luck because tomorrow I'm going in.