I have to have my caffeine shots in the morning.No coffee = head ache = ratty me. The combo of caffeine, plus diet coke and anti deps. makes me pretty Hyper. Mandy can always tell on the phone when I have had too many caffeine fixes.
I have to say,recalling all the lovely things you have written to me makes me very skeptical that you could ever be mean never mind evil I think you are telling fibs !!!
You need to just come right out and admit it, my name is David and I am a caffeine addict.
Apologies for my absence, I have been working and all sorts of traumas. I have however had a glorious day catching up with so many blogs.
Personally, I think the virtues of this work thing are vastly exaggerated. It is a plot by those who do work to try and make us all miserable. Just like those folk who extol the virtues of kids, as they want to see everyone as stressed and worn out as they are. !!!
Okay!
*David stands up looks at everyone in the room*
My name is David and I am a caffeine addict!
*David sits back down*
Re the work: You know what Fiona? I think I'm going to enjoy some time off from work. In fact I don't think I'll even bother looking for a job for a couple of weeks. I need some R&R and I'd like to spend some real quality time with my Dad.
Thanks for all the nice things you said about me honey!! I appreciate it, and I think you are really sweet too!