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Offline Shasta542

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3950 on: March 09, 2009, 12:08:28 am »
hey!! I didn't MEAN to step on him! I didn't even know he was IN there before I heard him start yelping!

But he doesn't know that. He told  his momma on you. LOL.
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3951 on: March 09, 2009, 12:11:23 am »
But he doesn't know that. He told  his momma on you. LOL.

and remembered me!! and which paw I stepped on!!

smarty britches puppy!

on top of all that! I went in at the end of the night and he was in his little doggy bed flat out on his back...IRRESISTABLE! even one of the cowboys couldn't help himself and woke him up to cuddle...

I woulda offered to let him cuddle me but Don frowns on that kind of thing...

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3952 on: March 09, 2009, 12:18:16 am »
and remembered me!! and which paw I stepped on!!

smarty britches puppy!

on top of all that! I went in at the end of the night and he was in his little doggy bed flat out on his back...IRRESISTABLE! even one of the cowboys couldn't help himself and woke him up to cuddle...

I woulda offered to let him cuddle me but Don frowns on that kind of thing...

*David raises his hand*

I'm available! And a few cowboys even think I'm cute! So who knows! :laugh:

Poor little puppy. That is a cute story Jess. I'm sure the little guy forgave you eventually. You didn't mean to do it and I'm sure he sensed it. He just wanted some attention from his mommy. :)

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3953 on: March 09, 2009, 12:22:49 am »
*David raises his hand*

I'm available! And a few cowboys even think I'm cute! So who knows! :laugh:

Poor little puppy. That is a cute story Jess. I'm sure the little guy forgave you eventually. You didn't mean to do it and I'm sure he sensed it. He just wanted some attention from his mommy. :)



and for me to apologize and grovel for forgiveness...I think he enjoyed the attention! little snot!

you think he would mind if I kidnapped him? he might like it here and I wouldn't let CryBaby eat him...

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3954 on: March 09, 2009, 12:24:09 am »
*David raises his hand*

I'm available! And a few cowboys even think I'm cute! So who knows! :laugh:


cowboys are SOOOO sexy...all those tight jeans and chinks and spurs! *sigh*

even the OLDER cowboys are hot...

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3955 on: March 09, 2009, 12:24:40 am »
and for me to apologize and grovel for forgiveness...I think he enjoyed the attention! little snot!

you think he would mind if I kidnapped him? he might like it here and I wouldn't let CryBaby eat him...

I think he'd probably miss his mommy! So you probably shouldn't do it! But maybe you can find one just like him at a rescue shelter, or failing that, perhaps someone is advertising them in the newspaper.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3956 on: March 09, 2009, 12:26:20 am »
I think he'd probably miss his mommy! So you probably shouldn't do it! But maybe you can find one just like him at a rescue shelter, or failing that, perhaps someone is advertising them in the newspaper.

those little dogs are so smart....and expensive! maybe I should tell Don to sell the tractor and get me one!

 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3957 on: March 09, 2009, 12:28:11 am »
those little dogs are so smart....and expensive! maybe I should tell Don to sell the tractor and get me one!

 :laugh: :laugh:

Well, there's an idea! If Don would go for it! ;)

But he probably wouldn't do it would he?
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3958 on: March 09, 2009, 12:35:26 am »
Well, there's an idea! If Don would go for it! ;)

But he probably wouldn't do it would he?

no, he LIKES his tractor..thinks it is 'useful'

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3959 on: March 09, 2009, 09:36:09 pm »
Hiya David!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!