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NC-17 RATED FUN: LET'S GET REAL HERE--How Many of Us Have Been SWOONING Nonstop?

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Sheyne:
Oh that is so harsh, Nicole!!  Ok, if you don't like giving head, don't give it. But don't make the poor guy think it'll happen after marriage..  its like that joke - why does a woman smile so much on her wedding day? Cause she knows she's given her last blow job.

Ouch.

I like it - you tend to be better at things you enjoy, that's my motto an I'm stickin to it.  My friend Kristen (who I enjoy a "special" relationship with, much to the insecurity yet consent of her boyfriend) taught me how to deep throat - can't believe i practiced on carrots but I did! lol *blush*  Now I got it down..

And yeah, i would have thought of ALL topics, our boys could be sharing with their blow job tales..  Come on fellas, fess up!!!

rtprod:

--- Quote ---Hey rt  where are ya?
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I'm here little d.  xo

rt

What's the topics again?

EnnisDelMar:
Uhh blowjobs apparently. ::)

Sheyne:

--- Quote from: DavidinHartford on April 11, 2006, 10:58:14 pm ---12 seconds?   Yikes!

Foreplay should last an hour.  Then another hour in the saddle.    Good sex should last at least two hours and your headboard has made marks on the wall behind it!     ;)

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That's the spirit... Now why can't straight guys be savvy with this???  ???

David:

--- Quote --- She said about a  year after the wedding that she hadn't given him a blow job since they got married! 

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That reminds me of an old joke.

On the wedding day of a young couple, the groom was so relaxed that the best man took notice.    The groom said "I just rec'd the best blowjob of my life last night!"   I am such a lucky man.

Meanwhile the Bride-to-be had a big smile on her face that her bridesmaid noticed.    he bride-to-be leaned over and whispered :" I'm so lucky, I just gave my last blowjob ever last night!"

Ha ha ha!

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