I'm anxious to see Leslie's continuation, and I had a very simple solution to the "pornography." I revized my definition of it...
Pornography:
DEFINITION: Anything i don't like.
exhaustive examples: 1) okra, in any form'
2) anything that causes more pain than present or promised pleasure.
It's Christy Mathewson, N.Y. Giant, won over 350 games...but he played for a very good team. He died very young, because he was training recruits how to put on their masks in a poison gas attack, and the gas was in the room when they got there--so he made sure they all had their masks on before he put his on.
Last Christy: CLICK ON PIC TO ENLARGE: