Last night I had a very sureal, kind of Brokeback related dream, I wouldn't normally bore people with the details of my dreams but you guys like my weird stories and things to do with Brokeback so
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Since Monday I have been getting alot of sleep cause I am on "Holiday" and cause I had a little accident with some stairs where my ankle got sprained and I can't really do much else apart from come on here an talk to you. So I think all of the sleep has frazzled my brain!
After reading my Screenplay for the 6 or 7th time I turned in and went to bed. I heard a loud tapping sound right near my ear and I jolted up. I looked around and I was in my class room, which is pretty normal, me sleeping in class but then my eyes come into focus and I see Swoff from Jarhead tapping on my desk with a large caine.(in case you haven't guessed this is the dream) Swoff then comes right up to my face and shouts "Nice to see you have joined us again, hooha!" He then starts singing "Singing in the rain" and starts tap dancing on my desk with his caine. This is the point when I decide to look around my class room to see if any of my other class mates had notcied the 6ft soldier dancing on my desk.
I looked to my left and guess who I saw.....Jack! He was fiddling with a tire iron which held at certain angles looked surprisingly like an Oscar statuette. He also kept taking quick longing glances at Ennis who was on my right. Ennis was scribbling away at a piece of paper. I leaned over over to see that he was drawing a rather detailed picture of a transmission unit. (I didn't actually know I knew what a transmission unit looked like, but I guess it is my head). At that precise moment Swoff jumps off the table and pulls out a giant dunce hat with the word "Society" printed on it and places in on my head. He continues singing but goes up to the black board and starts writing "They made me do it".(Now I actually get why it says society on my hat; because I was between Ennis and Jack *A Jack, Becky and Ennis Sandwich if you will*, keeping them apart like society does.)
I then decide to look around some more. Alma and Lureen were sat directly behind me whispering away about something like "When did you know" "Oh I knew when I saw them at it". Alma was blisfully unaware that the baby on her lap was doing an Irish jig, in full leprichaun(sp?) costume, I might add. Lureen on the other hand was fully aware she was tucking into a turkey that was placed on her desk.
To Alma's right was Aguirre who was humming to himself and arranging roses as he when along with his own business, now and again taking quick glances at Jack and Ennis through the binoculars around his neck. To Lureen's left was Lashawn who had turned around and was jabbering away like a ribid monkey about "Needless Markup" (which after I woke I up I realised was Neman Markus) to Basque who was behind her. Basque at this point looks overly pissed off and is mumbling under his breath in Mexican!
To Basque's right is Monroe who was staring at Alma while peeling the label off a ketchup bottle and replacing it with one that said "Condiment" in big black letters. Next to Monroe was Cassie who had her big, dirty feet up on her desk and was picking them. Oh yeah and I almost forgot there was a giant elk with a target painted on him in the corner of the classroom!
When I finally started listening to Swoff he said, "Right, so if you want to survive on Brokeback you need a survival pack, this consists of...." At this point a bettermost can skimms my head and I see Basque sailing out the window. Almost instantaneously Jack jumps up from his desk and launches himself at Swoff reapeating the lyrics to "Water Walkin' Jesus" over and over. At that moment all hell breaks loose in the classroom and I wake up.
So at 3 am I decided to write down all of this to share with you, cause I know you lot like my weird, slightly related BBM stories. I am actually thinking of making a "Brokeback survival pack" thread and list all the things I came up with at 3 am when I couldn't sleep.
Maybe I am taking a completely ridiculous dream too seriously, but I couldn't sleep and I thought you guys would like it.
I swear this is the longest thread I have ever wrote...so enjoy!
Oh yeah and check out what I put in my survival pack here:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=574.0
