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Author Topic: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings  (Read 2615033 times)

Offline Shakesthecoffecan

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1690 on: October 10, 2007, 09:36:58 am »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on October 10, 2007, 09:14:02 am
Ginny Dick doesn't have the same flow! LOL

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1691 on: October 10, 2007, 09:41:11 am »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on October 10, 2007, 09:14:02 am
Ewww. No wonder she went with Patsy Cline. Ginny Dick doesn't have the same flow! LOL


got a problem with Dick?   ::)
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1692 on: October 10, 2007, 09:44:49 am »
Naw buddy, the only problem I got is with me heart.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1693 on: October 10, 2007, 09:59:14 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on October 10, 2007, 09:41:11 am

got a problem with Dick?   ::)
Lets just don't go there! Savvy? :laugh:
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1694 on: October 10, 2007, 11:26:09 am »
 :D  Hey Shakes, hope you're having a great day!

Thanks for the mom story. I've had my eyes dilated at least a couple of times, once was unremarkable but the second time I couldn't drive myself home. Opening my eyes hurt so bad that I had to pull to the side of the road and take a nap!    :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1695 on: October 10, 2007, 11:26:24 am »
Quote from: Shakestheground on October 10, 2007, 09:44:49 am
Naw buddy, the only problem I got is with me heart.


Heart seems just fine to me...... ;)
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1696 on: October 10, 2007, 11:32:18 am »
Quote from: Shakestheground on October 10, 2007, 09:44:49 am
Naw buddy, the only problem I got is with me heart.
Thats not a problem!
You have a big one (heart Chuck I'm talkin about the heart! :laugh:) and you aren't afraid to use it!
Thats a good thing!
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1697 on: October 10, 2007, 11:38:11 am »
Quote from: Shakestheground on October 09, 2007, 08:17:51 pm
...She produces from her pocket book a chilled coke in a plastic bottle and a fudge creme pie, only 8000 calories. She brought it in case I had ate this could be my desert. I thank her and loath her as I consume the sugar delivery system. She leans over to look at my gas gauge and asks me if I have enough gas.

There's a mystery of all time - how in hell do mothers fit what they do into their pocketbooks??  ??? ;)

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...She says she thinks saying someone is gay is the awfullest thing you can say about them.

I tell her: Raymond Burr is dead. Like that is going to squelch the matter of his orentation. And under that I think, there are worse things, Mamma, like saying nothing at all.

 :-\  Shit.  I'm sorry.  {{{{{{{{{{Truman}}}}}}}}}}

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Should have some people praying for my soul pretty soon.
  ::)  Your soul and your heart too are just fine as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1698 on: October 10, 2007, 01:22:19 pm »
Thank kew-all for the love fest (I have never written that word before) I appreciate it.

Problem with a big heart is it feels too much, and moderation has never been one of my strong points. But its all good, I ain't complaining.

Lynne you called me last night but I was in the shower. Sorry I missed you. I know my Mamma is nothing compared to yours, and I am thankful we both still have them.

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #1699 on: October 10, 2007, 01:28:44 pm »
Quote from: wdj on October 10, 2007, 11:26:09 am


 once was unremarkable but the second time I couldn't drive myself home.

I had that problem once in college, but not because I went to the eye doctor!  :laugh:

It was so strange, people, wandering in and out of the blinding white light,
Figures taking form, speaking to me, and passing back into oblivion.
My lab partner, in the soap making exercize,
Morphing into Porkey Pig, "Da da da da dats all folks!"
The nice folks at Kmart, with the tops of thier heads
Flopping too and fro, and no, the tiles on the floor,
Do not correspond with the tiles on the ceiling,
No, a pedestrian did not just roll over the top of the car,
Go back and see for yourself.
Becareful the sky does not fall on you!

Thanks for the flash back! :laugh:
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