Shakesthegrounds Rumblings

[Shakesthecoffecan]

Anyone now notice that both the first and last words heard in the movie begin with the letter 'S'? Coincidence?

Shit. I never thought about that before, I swear!

[injest]

Shit. I never thought about that before, I swear!

 

[Shakesthecoffecan]

I think an interesting exercize would be to compare homoseuality to a number of different things, like hoarding or procrastination.

[BelAir]

what?
 

[Shasta542]

I think an interesting exercize would be to compare homoseuality to a number of different things, like hoarding or procrastination.

    

U so crazy.

Like make analogies?
Homosexuality : Procrastination :: Hoarding : Liberty 

[Shasta542]

Being gay is like hoarding, in the sense that you hoard your love for your best friend, or the guy you work with, or the man down the street, without ever giving it away.  You keep it, and your beloved never knows.

Being gay is like procrastination, because you know you're gay long before you find the will to tell anyone.  You know you should say something, but it never seems like the right time, so you tell yourself tomorrow I'll come out.

Wow -- those are good ones, Gary! I liked those. 
Hmmmm.....make one for -- naps and sunshine.

[jstephens9]

What if you only have sex with 11 people in a 24 hour period.  Is it okay to not tell your doctor about it then?

I'm just asking.

If it's only 11 you don't need to worry about it. It's that 12th one that crosses the line. That is when you have completely gone over the top...........shame, shame, shame..........but yeah 11 is fine.

[jstephens9]

Hmmmmmmmm.....I'm not sure Gary. That's a tough one. How would being gay be like a lunch box? I guess you open up the lunch box to see what is inside. That might be a starting point.

Gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe. Now I don't like when that happens. It's real bad in the summer when it gets stuck on there and stretches out each time you step.

[loneleeb3]

When you love a guy and he smiles at you, it's like sunshine being washed over your face, but if he dumps you it burns and blisters and you curse the very sunshine that used to warm your heart.

Damn, that is so true

[Shasta542]

Good ones, Shasta.  Nap stumped me for a bit, but here it goes...

Back when I was a teenager I used to watch the film "The Outsiders" over and over again because I was secretly in love with C. Thomas Howell who played Ponyboy Curtis, and loving him was like a nap because a nap is something that many people say isn't good for you, but in truth naps are delicious and refreshing, as was my affection for C. Thomas Howell.

When you love a guy and he smiles at you, it's like sunshine being washed over your face, but if he dumps you it burns and blisters and you curse the very sunshine that used to warm your heart.

Anybody else care to play?  How is bein gay like a lunch box?  How is it like getting gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe?

You are such a marvel, friend.