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Was: Laramie Tales: New Working Title: Tales of Greenlea County (ARCHIVE)
louisev:
David you are REALLY good at these! Keep going!!!
magicmountain:
Our friend Nick
Our friend Nick
has got his pick
of lovely navy boys
They think he’s cute
in his little white suit
with all his naughty toys
He had his share
of nookie there
and never was he lonely
But home on leave
heart on his sleeve
he meets his one and only
He then came out
without a doubt
His mother wants a shrink
His father then began to shout
What is Nick to think?
His soldier boy is all confused
His parents have been disabused
His hope for understanding
has been totally refused
So now poor Nick
goes for a run
His life no longer
sex and fun
He needs some space
to think and pace
and cuddle Jeremy face to face
Let’s hope his life soon settles down
His mom will lose her worried frown
when Jeremy turns up at her door
A gorgeous boy she will adore!
David:
RE: My Friend Nick
OMG! That was beautiful!!!!
Bigheart:
That was really lovely, Jo :) Thanks, as always :)
Bigheart:
--- Quote from: Lucise on December 06, 2006, 06:19:00 pm ---A little bit of arithmetic: 8)
0 caffeine + 0 salt + 0 cigars + 1 wedding - 1 honeymoon + 1 handjob = 1 grumpy, cranky-as-heck-Ellery.
1 ear + 1 legbone + dozen Clint Eastwood movies = 1 frustrated horse trainer with a fine-tuned ability to tell that every single person in Laramie is getting it on except him.
1 muscly sailor + 102 unbelievable talents in the sack x(times) heaps of sex appeal and charm = 1 drooling, horny (sexually-confused) ex-soldier.
1 iron-lady-ADA + 1 black dress - 1 string of pearls + 1 attractive (closeted) detective + 1 sexy suit - 1 pink shirt + 1 petite blonde waitress + 1 megatonne of insecurities + 1 tonne dash of denial= 1 hell of a disastrous first date.
Now I know why I loved Math in school. ;D
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Oh Milli! ~ you're SO good! I loved this! ;D
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