Hey Kerry, your friend Chris is cute!
All my employess are cute, so he'll fit right in!
I've ditched Chris (he was soooooo demanding!) and have a new boyfriend, Daniel:
He also needs a job. His previous employer is after him for breach of contract. Would appreciate if you could find him work. He already has a bowtie:
And has previous experience as a pool-side cocktail waiter:
He'll rush right on over there as soon as you give the OK: