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dot-matrix:
--- Quote from: Susiebell on September 18, 2007, 08:34:02 pm ---Hehehe! I love those smileys Dottie ... I'm going to pinch them!!
Susie
--- End quote ---
You're welcome to any smilies I post Darlin ;)
Kerry:
Honda, in Japan, after a long process of research, will shortly be releasing a motorcycle which runs on natural gas.
They have released the prototype of this revolutionary invention on their website. :D
dot-matrix:
Good one Kerry !
underdown:
--- Quote from: Susiebell on September 18, 2007, 06:32:09 pm ---A Man walks into a bar with his son. His son is very unusual, he has no body, just a head.
As the boy takes his first sip of beer, *POP*, two arms spring out of his head.
As he takes another sip, *POP*, two legs appear from nowhere.
On his final sip, *POP* a complete body pops out.
Delighted with his new body, he skips out of the bar and *BAM* get run over and killed by a truck.
The bar tender turns to the dad and says "He should have quit while he was ahead."
*groan*
--- End quote ---
GROAN ?
Aw ... I thought it was good great. ;D
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
underdown:
WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him ... and finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a hot cup of coffee in his hands. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
“What's the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room,
“Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee, “I am just remembering when we first met, 20 years ago,
and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?” he says solemnly.
The wife is quite touched, thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. “Yes, I do” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember”, said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. “Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?””
“I remember that too” she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
“I would have gotten out today!” :'(
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