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dot-matrix:
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The Chiormaster stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Kerry:

--- Quote from: dot-matrix on September 25, 2007, 02:36:53 am ---The Chiormaster stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

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 :laugh:           :laugh:           :laugh:

Kerry:

Kerry:
Most Australians will know of the outspoken homophobic bigot, the Reverend Fred Nile.

For those of you unfamiliar with his nefarious work, think of him as the Australian equivalent of Jerry Falwell.  >:(


Yee-Haw! This is my 2000th post, y'all!  :D

dot-matrix:

--- Quote from: Kerry on September 25, 2007, 09:12:54 am ---
--- End quote ---

 :laugh:

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