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dot-matrix:
A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise
for himself and his lady friend. The travel agent said that all the
ships were booked up and reservations were very tight at the
moment, but that he would see what he could do.
A couple of days later, the agent phoned and said he could get
them on a three day cruise. The guy was disappointed it was
such a short cruise, but he booked it and went to the drug-store
to buy 3 sea sick pills and 3 condoms.
The next day the agent called back and reported that he had a
5 day cruise to offer.
"Great, I'll take it," said the guy.. He returned to the same pharmacy
to buy two more sea sick pills and two condoms.
The following day, the travel agent called yet sgsin, snd said he
was delighted that he could offer them bookings on an 8 day cruise.
The guy was elated and went back to the chemist. He asked for
three mor sea sick pills and three condoms.
The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look,
I'm not trying to pry. But if it makes you so sick why do you
keep on doing it ?"
dot-matrix:
A little girl aked her mother, "Can I go outside to play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they are too
rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few minutes and then asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him ?" ::)
Katie77:
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.....
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on September 27, 2007, 08:09:42 am ---Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.....
--- End quote ---
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Dagi on September 26, 2007, 03:10:05 pm ---Kerry, you are brilliant!
--- End quote ---
Thank ya kindly, Dagi. :-*
I'm on a roll! :D
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