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dot-matrix:
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly
teddy bears. Hundreds of cute little bears on a bottom shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium sized
ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
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The woman is surprised that this hunky guy would have a collection of teddy bears, but she decides not to
mention how impressed she is by his sensitive side. Things progress and they get down to an intense night
of passion.
Afterwards, lying side by side, the woman rolls over andasks smiling, “Well, how was it?”
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Macho man says; “ Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.”
dot-matrix:
A senior citizen said to his 80 year old chess partner,
“So I hear you are getting married ?”
“Yep,” was the firm reply. “Do I know her?” he asked.
“Nope,” was another firm reply.
“This woman, is she good looking?””Not really,” said the
prospective groom. “Is she a good cook?”
“Can’t cook to save herself,” the old fella said.
“Does she have lots of money?”
“No, poor as a churchmouse,” he said.
“Well the, she must be good in bed?”
“I”I don’t know,” was the surprising answer.
“Why in the world do you want to marry her?”
“Because she can still drive.”
pettifogger:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on September 29, 2007, 03:37:01 pm ---
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Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? this is a beauty .)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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Shasta542:
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
I don't know about you sometimes!
Kerry:
--- Quote from: ifyoucantfixit on September 29, 2007, 09:34:40 am --- I really love your cartoon, drawing style. Kerry it is wonderful..Reminds me of early twentiet century things. Like from the New Yorker magazine... very stylish..and funny!
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Thank you for your kind words, Janice. I'm glad you're enjoying my cartoons. :D
Here's one about an ongoing debate raging in Oz at present about our present water shortage, specifically whether we should build desalination plants or recycle sewage. Seems that everyone has a point of view. As for myself, I personally prefer the desalination option. Can't seem to get my head around drinking recycled sewage. Yetch! :P :-\
This chap makes a very valid point! ;) :laugh:
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