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Kerry:
Sharon:
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You all do a great job!
Sharon:
Dress to Kill
dot-matrix:
Fifty-one years ago, Herman Jones, a North Carolina mountain man,
was drafted into the Army
On his first day of basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That
afternoon the Army sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush, That
afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth out.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has
been looking for Herman for 51 years.
dot-matrix:
True Friendship. None of that Sissy Crap.
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality.
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this one. Just the
stone cold truth of our friendship.
1. When you are sad - - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the effing b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you got lucky.
4. When you are scared - - I will make fun of you about it, every
chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath - - - I pledge it to the end.
Why you may ask; "Because you are my friend."
OK maybe one cutesy little smiley faces :laugh:
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