Kerry's Komedy Klub

[dot-matrix]

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little tried
to warn the farmer.

She read, ",,, and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
"The sky is falling, the sky is falling !!"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think
the farmer said ?" One little girl raised her hand and said,
"Holy Crap, a talking chicken !!"

[dot-matrix]

[Kerry]

Jumping up and down, the Aussie throws a snowball at the devil
and yells, "Hell's frozen over !! This means that the Wallabies
won the World Cup !!"

   The Wallabies lost to England again! 

And it was that bloody Johnny Wilkinson who swung the game for the English again! 

Where can I take out a contract on that bloke?     

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

  The Wallabies lost to England again! 

And it was that bloody Johnny Wilkinson who swung the game for the English again! 

Where can I take out a contract on that bloke?     

Hmm, on second thought, maybe I won't take a contract out on Johnny Wilkinson after all. I can think of better ways (yeah, better ways for me!) to make him suffer!!!   

Cute?  Yep!  Sigh!   

[dot-matrix]

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone
rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning
him. "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going
the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful."

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them.

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so you know who