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Kerry:

--- Quote from: David on October 14, 2007, 04:11:22 am --- :laugh:

I love your cartoons Kerry! Please keep on posting them!  :D

--- End quote ---

Thank you kindly, David. I'm glad you're enjoying my cartoons. More to follow!  :D

dot-matrix:
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She desperately wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices local vendors
were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe, I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price !"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll
luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined the blonde
turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an
alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he
spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
shotgun in hand. Just then he saw a huge 9 foot alligator swimming
quickly towards her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with
a great deal of effort hauled it up on the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shop-
keeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the
alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, :Damn it, this
one isn't wearing any shoes either !!"

dot-matrix:
An officer in the US Naval Reserve was attending a conference
including admirals from both the US Navy and the French Navy.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that
included personnel from both Navies.

The French Admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans
learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then
asked why is it we have to speak English at these conferences
rather than you speak French ?"

Without hesitation, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans have
arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

dot-matrix:
Jake was dying.
His wife Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running downher face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly, "Becky,
my darling," he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said, "Rest, don't talk.

He was insistent.

"Becky," he said in his tired voice "I have something I must
confess."

"There isn't anything to confess," replied the weeping Becky.
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, No, I must die in peace Becky. I I . . .I slept with your
sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother !"

"I know," whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you !!"

Kerry:

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