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Kerry:
Andrew Johns is a famous Australian rugby league football player.
Here he is . . .
Sigh!
And yes, he does have a cute lil bubble butt! :-* :D
Kerry:
dot-matrix:
A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.
Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones. Here are some of the descriptions of "ocean life."
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
think they have to plug themselves to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters' balls are called pearls! (James age 6)
4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
6. A dolphin breathes through an arse on the top of its head. (Billy age 8 )
7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pot, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
dot-matrix:
When you have an ' I Hate My Job ' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home :
Lock your doors
Draw the curtains
Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable pajamas and sit in your favorite chair.
Carefully open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins:
Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice,
in small print ,
there is a statement…
'Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested.'
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
'I am so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.'
HAVE A GLORIOUS DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
Kerry:
Dottie, please, please, please post more Donelan cartoons! I love them! :D
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