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Dagi:

--- Quote from: dot-matrix on October 22, 2007, 02:47:36 am ---The Male and Female of Household Objects

HOT AIR BALLOONS : Also a male object, because to get them
to go any where you have to light a fire under their butt.


HAMMERS : Male, because in the last 5000 years they have
hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL " Female. Ha, you probably thought it
would be male, but consider this; It easily gives a man pleasure.
He'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which
buttons to push, he just keeps trying.[/color]

--- End quote ---


They are all good, but I especially loved these three!

Kerry:

Kerry:

Kerry:

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

'Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.'

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,

'Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.'

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to

'Catatonics and High Colonics.'

No go. Next, they tried

'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.'

Thumbs down again. Then came

'Minds and Behinds.'

Still no good. Another attempt resulted in

'Lost Souls and Butt Holes.'

Unacceptable again! So they tried

'Analysis and Anal Cysts.'

Not a chance.

'Nuts and Butts?'

No way.

'Freaks and Cheeks?'

Still no go.

'Loons and Moons?'

Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

'Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.'

Everyone loved it.

Kerry:

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