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Subject: Chinese Dinner

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the
"Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast
iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot
rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks
her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for
it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around
before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains
what is happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
 
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You're going to love this.............


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You're going to hate yourself for loving this!

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"Ah! So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck!"    :laugh:

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