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Kerry's Komedy Klub
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Dublin, and says to the first man he meets, ...
- Do you want to go to heaven ???
The man said ...
- I do Father !!!
The priest said, ...
- Then stand over there against the wall !!!
Then the priest asked the second man ...
- Do you want to got to heaven ???
- Certainly, Father !!! ... was the man's reply.
Then stand over there against the wall !!! ... said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said ...
- Do you want to go to heaven ???
O'Toole said ...
- No, I don't Father !!!
The priest said, ...
- I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven ???
O'Toole said ...
- Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go RIGHT NOW !!!
underdown:
What did one flea say to the other......... ?
'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
underdown:
A little boy went to church very sad cause his pet dog had died.
When he told the minister what had happened the minister said, 'Yes it's very sad, but don't worry your pet dog will be waiting for you in heaven.'
The little boy was surprised and said......'What does God want with dead dogs?'
underdown:
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because, even then, men wouldn't stop and ask for directions! .....
underdown:
What happened to Lot's wife?..... She was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night!
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