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He said ... 'What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?'

She said ... 'Turn sideways and look in the mirror!'

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Q ... Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

A ... They already have boyfriends.

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Q ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A ... A widow.

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Q ... Why are married women heavier than single women?

A ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
       Married women come home, see what's in the bed, and go to the fridge.

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Automatic 'phone message:

'If you wish to place an order for marijuana, please enter the amount , then press the hash key.'

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