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Kerry:

Kerry:

pettifogger:
Tom was very annoyed with his parrot. Every time someone
visited Tom's home, the parrot would say something offensive.

Tom tried to make the parrot behave. When the parrot shouted
"fat cow, fat cow" at Tom's mother, Tom flicked cold water at
his pet.

When the parrot shouted obscene four letter words at a visiting
priest, Tom hastily covered the parrot's cage and kept the bird
in the dark for a whole day.

The final straw came when the parrot made such disgusting
comments to Tom's girlfriend that she stormed out of the house.
Tom scolded the bird, took it out of it's cage, put it ina strong
transparent plastic box with air holes, and put it in the freezer.
He told the bird, "It's time you cooled down."

Ten minutes later, Tom opened the freezer, and the parrot said,
"Sorry, sorry! I've learnt my lesson. I'll behave. But please
let me know what the chicken in here said to annoy you . . . "

pettifogger:
One Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard . . .

Not like his mother used to make.



I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.




I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

So I turned around and smacked the s**t out of him ...

Like his mother used to do !!

underdown:
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Great, pettifogger.

Good to see you adding laughs.

(I've just about run out of old jokes).

 :) Rob

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