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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
--- Quote from: underdown on November 26, 2007, 01:30:34 am ---(was it YOU ?) :o
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Cheeky! ;) :)
underdown:
CROC ATTACK
I actually saw this happen, once.
When the culprits had finished off the croc, they started on a poor, helpless sheep; first tearing off its head, then dismembering it over a period of several days before dumping it's mutilated body in the path of an oncoming lawn-mower to be distributed over a large area of grass as fertiliser and turning their attention to a hapless shoe.
And that's TRUE. :D
Katie77:
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin think so.
Kerry:
--- Quote from: underdown on November 26, 2007, 01:39:07 am ---CROC ATTACK
I actually saw this happen, once.
When the culprits had finished off the croc, they started on a poor, helpless sheep; first tearing off its head, then dismembering it over a period of several days before dumping it's mutilated body in the path of an oncoming lawn-mower to be distributed over a large area of grass as fertiliser and turning their attention to a hapless shoe.
And that's TRUE. :D
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Yetch! :P :-\
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on November 26, 2007, 02:25:26 am ---This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
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:laugh: Another version of the same fairy tale:
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