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Dagi:
I love your cartoons, Kerry!

TXdoug:
Thanks, Kerry, for your reply and cartoon. ;)

Happy Summer in OZ  ;D

Happy Holidays Everywhere and To Everyone  :D

dot-matrix:

dot-matrix:
The children begged for a hamster, and after the fervent vow
that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named it
Danny. Two months later, when Mom found herself responsible
for cleaning and feeding the creature, she located a prospective
new home for it.

The children took the news of Danny's imminent departure quite
well, though one of them remarked, "He's been around here a
long time. We'll miss him."

"Yes," Mom replied, "But he's too much work for one person, and
since I'm that one person, I say he goes."

Another child offered, " Well, maybe if he didn't eat so much and
wouldn't be so messy, we could keep him."

But Mom was firm, "It's time to take Danny to his new home now,"
she insisted. "Go and get his cage."

With one voice and in tearful outrage the children shouted,
"Danny ? We thought you said Daddy !!"

dot-matrix:
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that
son of a bitch is nine. . . " His mother heard what he was
saying and gasped, "What are you doing ?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And is this how your teacher taught you to do it ?" she asked.
"Yes." he answered.
Infuriated, the mother went to see the teacher.
"What are you teaching my son in math ?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say, two plus
two, that son of a bitch is four ?"

After she stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught
them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH is four.

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