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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Dagi:
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;D You bet it´s going to get hot !
Katie77:
Encounter with St. Peter
After a night of drinking, Ross crept into bed beside his wife who was
already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
Wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" demanded Ross, "and what are you doing in my
bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, Ross, and I'm St.
Peter".
Ross was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family. You've got to send me back
straight away".
St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
Can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Ross was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house,
he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around
pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad," he thought until he felt this
strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over
and said, "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day
here?"
"It's not so bad," replies Ross, "but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid
an egg before."
"Never," replies Ross.
"Well just relax and let it happen."
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out
from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his
emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first
time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
thing that had happened to him ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt
An enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,
"Ross, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed
Kerry:
I love everything about Brokeback Mountain with every fibre of my being. It changed my life. I would never do anything to hurt Jack and Ennis. I make the following posts in a spirit of good humour and fun, in the true spirit of the Komedy Klub. I mean no disrespect. If anyone is offended by the following pics, kindly send me a PM and I will delete them immediately.
dot-matrix:
--- Quote from: Kerry on December 15, 2007, 10:31:27 pm ---I love everything about Brokeback Mountain with every fibre of my being. It changed my life. I would never do anything to hurt Jack and Ennis. I make the following posts in a spirit of good humour and fun, in the true spirit of the Komedy Klub. I mean no disrespect. If anyone is offended by the following pics, kindly send me a PM and I will delete them immediately.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Those are hilarious
Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on December 15, 2007, 10:42:41 pm --- :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Those are hilarious
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Glad you like them, Dottie. I thought they were funny too. :D
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