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dot-matrix:
An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff .... dad .... I became a prostitute ...."
"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club..." ... (takes a breath) ... "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera, and ...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
Dagi:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on December 18, 2007, 04:42:27 am ---
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shit when I tell you the price."
--- End quote ---
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Very professional indeed!
Katie77:
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her
face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie
today!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on
to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,
'Really?? Small was it?'
Sally replied, 'No... salty!'
underdown:
Friend to friend.....
'Sure, get married if you've half a mind to.
That's all you need'.
TXdoug:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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