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underdown:
A wise instruction for life that I should have taken seriously:
Never buy a car that you can't push !
underdown:
A man chided his wife one day for leaving her car keys in the ignition when she parked in the driveway.
'What if somone steals your car?' he asked.
'Oh, that's no problem', she replied, 'I keep a spare key in the cutlery drawer'.
underdown:
There are some really wise old sayings, such as:
'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.'
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Of course, if your chosen profession is tightrope walking .............
underdown:
A woman took her sixteen year old daughter to the doctor.
'Well, Mrs Jones, what seems to be the problem?'
The mother says, 'It's my daughter, Frances, doctor. She keeps getting these cravings, and is sick most mornings.'.
The doctor gives the daughter a really thorough examination and pronounces, 'Hmmm. It seems, Mrs Jones, that your daughter is pregnant.'
The mother replies, 'Pregnant ? Pregnant ?? That's impossible, doctor. She can't be! She's never been out with a man. Never even been kissed by a man! Have you Frances ?'
'No mother. Never, ever!'
The doctor walks over to the window and stands there, gazing out, for a long time.
Eventually, the woman asks, 'Doctor, why are you staring out of the window, saying nothing?'
The doc turns, and says, 'Hell, this sort of thing happens only once every couple of thousand years or so.
The last time, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came to visit.
I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time around.
underdown:
Can't sleep with a drip ?
Call your local Plumber.
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