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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Dagi on January 03, 2008, 03:07:31 pm --- :P :laugh: I learned at school that the bees swallow the nectar and bring it up again and swallow and bring it up again and ....and so on, until they reach the bee´s home (sorry, too lazy to look up the word), --- but, honestly, I don´t know which explanation I like less... :laugh:
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I'm with you, Dagi. It doesn't really bear thinking about where our food comes from. It would have been a very brave human, for example, who was the first person to put an oyster in his/her mouth! And I won't even mention eggs, that drop out of a chicken's bottom. I wonder what the first human who ate an egg was thinking! S/he must have been very hungry! ;) :laugh:
I personally enjoy eating honey and eggs (not together!) but I'm not so keen on oysters. :P :(
Kerry:
Here's a quote from my desk calendar today:
"Humour is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations.
There is more logic in humour than in anything else. Because, you see, humour is truth."
- Victor Borge
Shasta542:
LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a B**** !!
Dagi:
:laugh: I won't show this joke to my husband, he'd be a bitch, too!
Dagi:
--- Quote from: Kerry on January 03, 2008, 06:04:15 pm ---I'm with you, Dagi. It doesn't really bear thinking about where our food comes from. It would have been a very brave human, for example, who was the first person to put an oyster in his/her mouth! And I won't even mention eggs, that drop out of a chicken's bottom. I wonder what the first human who ate an egg was thinking! S/he must have been very hungry! ;) :laugh:
I personally enjoy eating honey and eggs (not together!) but I'm not so keen on oysters. :P :(
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And imagine, we drink what comes out of a cow's breast and is meant for calves, not to mention we eat eggs that are forced out of a fish's belly (not me! I hate it!) :P :P :P
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