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Katie77:
Great jokes Dottie.....very funny.....I have copied them and emailed them to my friends.....
Katie77:
HOW WIVES GET EVEN WITH THEIR CHEATING HUSBANDS
Kerry:
dot-matrix:
A tour bus driver is driving a bus load of seniors down a
highway when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats.
About 15 minutes later, she taps him on the shoulder again
and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little
old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself ?"
"We can't chew them because we have no teeth, " she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then ?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
:P
dot-matrix:
A Senior couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors" special
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," the wife said, "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I will have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte," said the waitress.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the wife
asked increduiously.
" YES !!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then," the wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the witress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," the wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS !!! they've been around
the block more than once !!.
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