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Kerry:

Kerry:

dot-matrix:
The school teacher asked James, "How many letters in the alphabet?"

James replied, "Eleven."

Puzzled, the teacher asked, "Why do you think the alphabet has only eleven letters ?"

"Easy," replied James confidently. "T.H.E. A.L.P.H.A.B.E.T. That's eleven letters."


smart kid..... ;D

dot-matrix:
Teacher : Now Susan, can you tell me where God lives ?"

Susan : Miss, I think he lives in the bathroom."

Teacher : In the bathroom? Why do you think that?

Susan : Because every morning, I can hear my father
knock on the  bathroom door and say, "God, are you
still in there ?"

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