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A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling?"

Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was not gambling."

The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?"Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, "No, officer; I was not gambling."

Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?"

Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"

Katie77:
This morning on the Motorway,

I looked over to my
left and there was a
WOMAN !!


in a brand new


Cadillac


doing 110 kph


with her face up next to her
rear view mirror


putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away


for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;

I dropped
my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked
my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my pants,
AND
disconnected an
important call.

Damn women drivers


 
 

 
 
 










 

 
 
 
 

Katie77:

Kerry:

Scott6373:

--- Quote from: Katie77 on February 01, 2008, 09:18:17 am ---

--- End quote ---

You go gurrrrrrrrrl!

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