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Dagi:
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loved that :laugh:
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Kelda:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on February 03, 2008, 04:08:02 am ---
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:laugh: :laugh: (look at the little kitties face!!!!)
Katie77:
Is that where the term....."eating pussy" came from....... ;) ;)
Katie77:
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!", she cried. "How dare you do this
to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
want a divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so
at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but
they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began-
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while
she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so
I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
jeans that you've had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are
too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse
my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I
also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
use because someone at work has a pair of the same.
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful
for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please.. do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?"
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Katie77:
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known Lover's Lane spot. He see’s a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by
this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane...and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
The young man replied: she will be 16 in eleven minutes!
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