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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on February 19, 2008, 04:58:33 am ---I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You enjoy life, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
The End
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Gasp! I fear this might be my REAL-LIFE experience, Dottie. It's called Peter Pan Syndrome and it's a genuine, bona fide, psychiatric condition!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :laugh:
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Anger Management
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet .."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
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