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dot-matrix:
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open".
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a little puzzled.
When he was about to be done shopping, a man came up and said "Your fly is open". He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his barracks door. He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said.....
"When you saw my barracks door open, did you see the Big Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady, (naturally smarter than the man), thought for a moment and
said....
"No, no I didn't. All I saw was the disabled veteran sitting on a pair of old duffel bags."
dot-matrix:
For those who don't know Trinny and Suzanne are two style/fashion guru's who do make overs on the BBC's "What Not to Wear"...they are often scathing in their criticism.
dot-matrix:
Kerry:
dot-matrix:
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
for several years.
One night during one of their rendezvous, she confided she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
ould pay a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned eighteen.
She agreed, but asked how he would know the baby was born. To
keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard and
write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.
One day about eight months later, he came home to his confused
wife. "Honey," she said, "You received a very strange postcard
today."
"Oh, give it to me and I'll explain it." he said. The wife obeyed,
and watched her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written, "Spaghetti. Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without."
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