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underdown:
Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. She'll just have to learn to cook in the dark.
underdown:
On the breast of a barmaid named Gail,
Were tattoed all the prices of ale
While on her behind, for the sake of the blind,
Was the same, only written in braille.
underdown:
Two men working in a factory came up with a way to get some time off.
One climbed onto a rafter. When the foreman came in, he said 'what the hell are you doing up there?'
'I'm a light bulb', the man replied.
'I think you need some time off', said the foreman.
The first man climbed down and walked out of the factory, and the second man started to follow him.
'Now where the hell do you think you're going?' shouted the foreman.
'Well, ya don't expec me ta work in th dark, do ya?'
underdown:
There once was a lady, Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
Too much hydocarbin,
And since then she's never been seen.
Katie77:
Rob........enough enough........ ::) ::)
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