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Kerry's Komedy Klub
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Hillary Clinton went to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She
is furious. Here she is in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has
happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming;
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and
it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
There is dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?" Finally she
hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
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