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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
underdown:
One wealthy Lawyer to another .....
'At which law school did you study'
'I didn't'
'Oh, then how come you're practicing law?'
'I settled out of class.'
Katie77:
A man was out hunting and shot a young bear. He felt a tap on his shoulder and it was a big ol brown bear. ..."Now you got a choice....I can maul you or have sex" He thought he'd best bend over....
well it took a couple of weeks but he finally got up his courage to go out and find that brown bear and he killed it!
felt a tap on his shoulder....he turned around and there was a huge grizzly. He got the same options and made the same choice.
he stayed home for a month or two before his anger sent him back into the woods...he found the grizzly and killed it....
felt a tap on his shoulder. It was a polar bear....the polar bear shook his head and said "admit it man...you aren't coming out here for the hunting!!"
Katie77:
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The young man smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor bloke broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered.... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."
Katie77:
Subject: Meanwhile in heaven ....
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once on a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his
nose ring and threw it on the ground."
I yelled "Now back off that woman or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago..."
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