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Kerry:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on March 13, 2008, 09:07:30 pm ---A man was out hunting and shot a young bear. He felt a tap on his shoulder and it was a big ol brown bear. ..."Now you got a choice....I can maul you or have sex" He thought he'd best bend over....
well it took a couple of weeks but he finally got up his courage to go out and find that brown bear and he killed it!
felt a tap on his shoulder....he turned around and there was a huge grizzly. He got the same options and made the same choice.
he stayed home for a month or two before his anger sent him back into the woods...he found the grizzly and killed it....
felt a tap on his shoulder. It was a polar bear....the polar bear shook his head and said "admit it man...you aren't coming out here for the hunting!!"
--- End quote ---
Hmm, that guy sounds a lot like someone I know, Sue! ::) ;) :laugh:
Kerry:
Katie77:
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her - "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn" says the little old lady - "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some, Thanks for the warning".
"Well not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh No" says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there is a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flowerbeds. So, I stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say "$20 or off it comes".
"Hey, not a bad idea" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck. By the way, what's int the other bag?"
"Well," says the little lady - "Not all of them pay".
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