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Kerry:

--- Quote from: Katie77 on March 28, 2008, 06:08:43 pm ---I have no idea how this works, I have never been that good at these optical illusion pictures!!!!

But the friend who sent me this said if you stare at it long enough, you should be able to see the ocean.

I tried for a while, I can't see any stupid ocean!






--- End quote ---

Nope, I can't see the ocean either.  ??? And I stared at it for the longest time!  ::)

dot-matrix:
When a woman wears a leather dress

A man's heart beats quicker,

He goes weak in the knees,

And he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?


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 :)

 ::)

 :o






Because she smells like a new truck.

dot-matrix:

--- Quote from: Kerry on March 28, 2008, 06:56:28 pm ---Nope, I can't see the ocean either.  ??? And I stared at it for the longest time!  ::)

--- End quote ---

Same here..Ocean   WHAT Ocean ?

???


 ::)


 :laugh:

dot-matrix:
A man walked into the office of a plastic surgeon and gave
a cheque for two thousand pounds to the receptionist.
"I think there is some mistake," said the receptionist.
"Your bill is only one thousand pounds."

"I know," said the man, "but the operation was tremendously
successful. The surgeon took some skin from my behind -
where no one will ever see that it's missing - and grafted it
on to my cheek and totally got rid of the large scar I used to
have there."

"So the extra thousand is for a job well done?" asked the
receptionist.

"Not exactly. It's a token of appreciation for all the delight
I get every time my mother-in-law kisses my backside - and
doesn't even know it."

Katie77:
Holy E-Mail......
 
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the
angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said,'Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The
Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to
help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

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Okay. I was just wondering. I didn't get one either.....

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