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The gorgeous new maid had once been a gymnast in Romania.
She was now trying to improve her English by working for
Lord and Lady Spiffleburgson at their mansion in Dorset.

The maid had been with the Spiffleburgsons for only nine
days and found many English habits rather strange. But she
was determined to succeed as she desperately needed her
salary to help support her family in Romania.

Thus it was that at a luncheon party at the mansion she
walked in, carefully carrying a large bowl of salad, but the
guests were rather astonished that she was completely naked.

The gentlemen at the luncheon raised their eyebrows while
secretly admiring her trim, lithe young body, while the ladies
demurely tried to look away.

After the maid had placed the bowl of salad on the table and
was leaving the room. Lady Spiffleburgson rose from her
chair and accompanied the maid to the kitchen.

"My dear," said her ladyship, "why are you walking around
naked?"

"I only obey your orders," said the maid, "I hear you say-
- you say several times -- and you say it important for me to
remember -- I must serve the salad without dressing."

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The Scotsman was visiting London for the day and called
upon a lady of pleasure in Soho and, after he had partaken
of her bodily delights, he gave her $2000.

"Why, that's incredibly generous of you," exclaimed the
surprised lady. "No man has ever before given me so much.
And yet, from your accent, you sound Scottish. Which part
of Scotland do you come from?"

"From Edinburgh," replied the Scotsman.
"How fantastic. My father works in Edinburgh."
"I know, " Said the Scotsman. "When he heard I was coming
to London, he asked me to bring you a share of his lottery
winnings - $2000.

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