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dot-matrix:
A man is recovering after surgery when a nurse asks him
how he is feeling.
"I'm OK, but I didn't like the four letter word the doctor used
just as I was dozing off after the anesthetic he says.
"What did he say?" the nurse asks.
" OOPS."
dot-matrix:
A ninety year old man checked into a posh hotel to
celebrate his birthday. As a surprise, some friends
sent a call girl to his room.
When he answered the door , he saw before him a
beautiful young woman. "I have a present for you."
she said.
"Really ?" replied the bewildered gent.
"I'm here to give you super sex," she whispered.
"Thanks," he said thoughtfully, "I'll take the soup."
dot-matrix:
Why if you mix water and flower, you get glue ?
Why when you add eggs and sugar, you get cake?
where did the glue go ??
Need an answer ??
You know darned well where the glue went....
That's what makes the cake stick to your BUTT !!!
Katie77:
A drunk stumbles into a confessional booth, sits down and starts to doze off .
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk cotinues to sit there half-asleep.
Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk speaks and says, "Aint no use knockin', dere ain't no paper on dis side either!!!.
Kerry:
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