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dot-matrix:
A small town's only barber was known for his
arrogant, negative attitude. When one of his
customers mentioned he'd be going to Rome
on holiday and hoped to meet the Pope, the
barber's reaction was typical. "You, lad, Meet
the Pope.? Don't make me laugh. The pope sees
kings and queens and presidents. What would
he wan with you?"

A month later, the man returned for another
haircut. "How was Rome?" asked the barber.

"Great. I saw the pope.
"From St Peter's Square, I suppose with the rest
of the crowd." said the barber.

"Yes, but then two guards came up, said the pope
wanted to meet me, and took me right into his
private apartment in the Vatican.
"Really?" the barber asked, "What did he say?"
"He said, "Who gave you that lousy haircut?"

dot-matrix:
The truck driver stopped at a roadside diner.
His waitress brought him a hamburger, a cup of
coffee and a piece of pie.

As the trucker was about to start eating, three
men in leather jackets pulled up on motor-cycles
and came inside. One grabbed the man's hamburger,
the second one drank his coffee and the other one
took his pie. The truck driver didn't say a word.
He got up, put on his jacket, paid the cashier and
left.
One of the biker's said to the cashier. "Not much
of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver either," she replied
"He just ran his truck over three motor-cycles."

Artiste:
Funny last sentence ? !

Kerry:

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