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Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on June 25, 2008, 12:58:18 pm ---Irish Speedos
IRISH SPEEDOS Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland, was on Bondi beach but couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
'Mate...it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate....you'll have all the babes ya want!'
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away and laughing. Some even looking sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'
'JESUSSSS!' cried the lifeguard. 'Mate....the potato goes in front!'
--- End quote ---
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Katie77:
Cowboy Honeymoon
A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and
found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man
approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon
-- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.'
The clerk winked -- 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then
replied, 'Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to
her ears til she gits used to it.'
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on June 28, 2008, 03:05:02 am ---Cowboy Honeymoon
A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and
found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man
approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon
-- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.'
The clerk winked -- 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then
replied, 'Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to
her ears til she gits used to it.'
--- End quote ---
:laugh: ROTFL :laugh:
injest:
Kerry:
--- Quote from: injest on June 28, 2008, 06:03:29 am ---
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Oops! :laugh:
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